Out On Blue Six: The Clash

This suitably apt song is going out to our alleged Prime Minister, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, pictured above with his pet polecat Dominic Cummings. Sadly those aren't prison bars they're behind...not yet. 

End Transmission

Out On Blue Six: Bucks Fizz

There are a few murmurs of surprise today at the news that Bucks Fizz star Jay Aston is standing as a parliamentary candidate for the Brexit Party in Kensington.

I don't know why the surprise - after all, they did sing The Land of Make Believe

Of course, there's an irony here; The Land of Make Believe was written by Pete Sinfield (formerly of King Crimson) as an anti-Thatcher/Conservative party policy song. The same policies that Aston will now be saying we should return to. And of course there's the irony that she only found fame in the first place because of the Eurovision Song Contest!

End Transmission

Out On Blue Six: Sleeper

It was fifty years ago today that Neil Armstrong stepped onto the surface of the moon and made history. So what better song to play to commemorate the anniversary than this track from Sleeper's second studio album The It Girl from 1996; Good Luck Mr Gorsky...

Why?

Well, the Britpoppers' song is based on a risque urban myth concerning some words of well wishes Armstrong allegedly said for an old neighbour during the moon landing, which began doing the rounds in the early days of the internet in 1995. The story (or more truthfully, joke) has it that as a child Armstrong was playing baseball in his yard when he overheard his neighbours, the Gorskys arguing. 'A blow job?' Mrs Gorsky exclaimed to her randy husband, Mr Gorsky. 'I'll give you a blow job when the kid next door walks on the moon!' 

End Transmission

Mary Pickford's Pussy

Move along now. Nothing else to see.

Wordless Wednesday: The St Valentine's Day Massacre?

Carmen Sevilla's Pussy

What?

Again, what did you think I was going to post?

Sophia Loren's Pussy

What?

What did you think I was posting?

John Whittingdale: The Return of Tory Sleaze

Many seem surprised to see that Culture Secretary John Whittingdale had a two year secret relationship with a sex worker.

Really? Look at the man

It's obvious he has to pay for it.

Whittingdale claims he had no idea the woman was a dominatrix sex worker. Perhaps he just thought she was asking for petrol money?

He also claims that the fact that FOUR national newspapers knew about this affair and declined to publish the facts (well, they were too busy hacking the phones of dead teenage girls weren't they?) had no bearing whatsover on his job overseeing regulatory frameworks upon the press in the wake of the Leveson inquiry.

Downing Street have said that they see no conflict of interest, stating that Whittingdale is entitled to a private life. He therefore won't be facing the whip...as he'd probably enjoy it.

Easter Eggs For Hitler

Happy Easter

A very happy Easter to all my readers and I hope the Easter Bunny has been kind to you!

Out On Blue Six : Devo

End Transmission

Milibot 3000

++ ADAPTIVE CAMOUFLAGE FAIL++

RETURN TO BASE FOR MAINTENANCE++

Check out more of these hilarious photos and captions here; http://wingsoverscotland.com/vote-milibot-3000/

++HUMAN MALE'S MARKING NON STANDARD++

RECORD++

Game Of Groans

It's all about the subtext.

 

 

 

I guess you can take the boy out of Scotland...

Bumday

Seasons Greetings as we start Christmas week!

Radical Feminism

Doctor Withnail

It's thanks to Barbara, a regular reader, who tipped me off to this having seen it on tumblr HERE. Readers may have seen it in the comments on my Night Of The Doctor post, but I now think it deserves its own post here

Yes it's the Withnail and I/8th Doctor mash up!

So These Happened...

These are all (allegedly) genuine porn films with titles that spoof hit films

A Clockwork Orgy

Womb Raider

Bedman and Throbbin

Romancing the Bone

Forrest Hump

Beverley Hills Cock

Hannah Does Her Sisters

Malcolm XXX

Honey, I Blew Everyone

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Bride Over The River KY

The Loin King

Pulp Friction

Jurassic Pork

Hump Up The Volume

A Tale of Two Titties

Riding Miss Daisy

Boldfinger

Das Booty

Diddle Her On The Roof

I Know Who You Did Last Summer

Sleeping With Seattle

When Harry Wet Sally

The Hunt For Miss October

Assablanca

Lap Dances With Wolves

Splendor In The Ass

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Big Trouble In Little Vagina

White Men Can't Hump

Inspect Her Gadget

Sex and the Settee

Sex in her Shitty

One Blew Over The Hooker's Chest

A Back Passage To India

The Bitches of Eastwick

Good Will Humping

The Streets of Sin Francisco

Schindler's Fist

Saturday Night Beaver

Slumdogging Millionaire

ET : The Extra Testicle

Lust In Space

Robocock

The Spurt Locker

Spankenstein

Bitanic

MI2 : Position Impossible

You've Got Male

School of Cock

Fister Act

Yank My Doodle It's a Dandy

Ass Ventura Crack Detective

Dawn of the Head

Night of the Giving Head

The Da Vinci Load

American Booty

Womb Raider

Say what you like about porn, they're inventively funny! 

Which one's your favourite title? 

Morrissey Gets A Job

Saucy Postcards

As it's August Bank Holiday today and I'm off on my hols to the North East coast this coming Saturday, I'm in the mood for some classic saucy postcards. Here's just a smattering of this British tradition that used to have me sniggering as a child in seaside holiday spots like Blackpool and Rhyll because I knew it was 'naughty', even if I didn't necessarily get the gags!

Yabba-Dabba-Death

It didn't take long after the discovery of fire for the tobacco companies to move in did it?