Showing posts with label Grindhouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grindhouse. Show all posts

Saturday, 22 February 2014

Girls With Guns






Christina Lindberg in the 1973 Swedish cult classic Thriller - A Cruel Picture (known on the American Grindhouse circuit with characteristic originality as They Call Her One-Eye) A huge inspiration on movie magpie Tarantino, of course.

Here's Christina sans gun and eyepatch. She's now a journalist in her native Sweden.


Saturday, 28 July 2012

Girls With Guns

First it was Lindsay Lohan...


Now it's Lady Gaga...


I loved the sheer Grindhouse daftness of Machete, I hope the sequel Machete Kills lives up to the first one.

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Hobo With A Shotgun


No film from last year ever caused me such mixed feelings as Hobo With A Shotgun

Another borne from the homage/spoof Grindhouse trailers from Tarantino and Rodriquez that have since become fully fledged films and have gone on to form a new generation of that film genre (this joining the ranks of Death Proof, Planet Terror, Machete and Black Dynamite) Hobo is a Canadian feature starring the great Rutger Hauer that mines influences that I would say were more from the 1980s Troma films than actual 70s Grindhouse.

It is sick, OTT, offensive, schlocky, ultra violent, puerile and both hilarious and deeply unfunny at the same time. But above all, it is completely pitch perfect in recapturing the essence of the kind of production it is emulating. As such, I simply have to hold it in high esteem, because it is the consummate homage. But seeing as what it is paying homage to was God awful in the first place means that the film is too, whilst still being tonally excellent.

If that makes sense?

Given the choice, I'd recommend Machete over this as the more satisfying mainstream viewing experience as its roots are obvious but it chooses to use them as a springboard for an accessible (though still OTT and ultra violent) film.

Still, Hobo has a great poster - again highly evocative of those mid 80s schlock video covers.

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Waiting For Robert De Niro

MISSING : Robert De Niro's Talent


Last Seen Here 


Jackie Brown, 1997

Can You Help Find It?


Seriously though, it's been fifteen long years of lacklustre phoned in performances in uninspiring films like Stardust, 15 Minutes, What Just Happened?, Everybody's Fine, Righteous Kill (a criminal waste of pairing him up with Pacino) Godsend, City By The Sea, Showtime, Limitless, New Year's Eve and Killer Elite. To say nothing of lame comedies like the never ending Focker franchise and the jaw dropping nightmare of The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle


I'm waiting for him to find his talent once more.


Only Machete got it about right; Grindhouse exploitation movies would often have faded real stars appear hamming it up and hoping for the limelight once more in a villainous role, and he fitted the bill perfectly here.


I've heard today that he'll be set to appear in a film called Killing Season this year playing a US Bosnian war vet opposite John Travolta (?!) as a former Bosnian soldier (?!) Cue comedy accent and an audience turning away in droves.


And because this post title refers to it....