Well I guess it had to happen didn't it? The minute Jodie Whittaker was announced as the new Doctor, the knives were out. It wasn't just that someone had the audacity to turn the character of the Doctor from a man to a woman, it was also the fact that two of her companions would be played by actors of colour (Tosin Cole and Mandip Gill). So, before you could say 'it's political correctness gone mad' or 'Get woke, get broke', the internet and various rags of no importance were filled with so-called 'fans' who were disgusted by the direction the eleventh series of Doctor Who had chosen to take.
They complain that there's an agenda going on here and do you know something? They're right. There is an agenda here, but it's not coming from the show, it's coming from the critics of the show. It's coming from the Trumpy, UKIP gammons who miss the 'good old days' when ethnic diversity was nowhere to be found and when the women in Doctor Who made themselves useful by putting the kettle on and taking various items of clothing off. They complain that the show has become 'SJW' entertainment that can only appeal to 'snowflakes' but all this is, to use another buzzword, 'fake news' and I have previously remarked upon this in last month's blog post for the show's fifty-fifth anniversary. That that very post was quoted at length by non other than Keith 'Telly' Topping made this blogger's day (especially as Keith was an author whose books I devoured as a younger man, and whose writing for Who novels inspired some of my own fiction) but it goes without saying that the lad himself, says it all much better in his annual round up of good TV which places Who in at number 2 and which you can read here.
Put simply, the eleventh series of Doctor Who was one of great change yes, but its core DNA remains absolutely, 100% the same. It saddens me that a show whose entire 55 years has always been about change (with the leading actor changing every few years, to say nothing of the co-stars changing just as frequently!) is now being kicked by idiots because of change. The eleventh series of Doctor Who was not 'PC', it was not 'SJW', it had not 'broke', it was its usual glorious self and yet, at the same time, different. Just like it always had been, and always will be. Or, to quote Keith Topping, "it was great"
But just how great? Well, here are all ten episodes from the eleventh series, ranked in order of personal preference.
1. Rosa, Episode 3
"When today isn't working, tomorrow is what you have"
Not just the best Doctor Who story this series, but one of the best ever. Rosa was a proper, impassioned and educational historical episode which approached its true-life subject matter (played beautifully by The A Word's Vinette Robinson) with care, respect and love. It reminded us all just how remarkable this fifty-five year old series can be and proved that there was no limits to what kind of story it can tell. That it chooses to tell a story that will shape the minds of its young audiences for the better is the reason I love this show with all my heart.
2. It Takes You Away, Episode 9
"Solitract? It's a theory, a myth, a bedtime story my Gran used to tell me"
Arguably the most genuinely spooky episode of the year, It Takes You Away was quite simply brilliant. An inventive, dark and atmospheric thrill ride set in the Norwegian fjords with some cracking dialogue and the courage to go to some strange places (literally!). It felt a little like a New Adventure novel at times. Rumours that Theresa May's solution to the Northern Irish backstop is the fervent hope that she can get her hand on one of those mirrors are so far unfounded.
3. The Woman Who Fell To Earth, Episode 1
"Swiss Army Sonic - now with added Sheffield Steel!"
I've already blogged about this episode previously, but I will just add that I believe it to be one of the best debuts of any Doctor, and that Chris Chibnall understands the ordinary working class experience more than Moffatt or RTD, because this was was like Barry Hines mixed with James Cameron's The Terminator - who'd have thought that would have been such a good mix?
4. The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos, Episode 10
"Yipee Ki Yay, Robots!"
Some fans were quick to complain about a series of Doctor Who that contained no story arc or returning villains. These are the same 'fans' I referenced at the start of this blog post - the 'fans' who spend their time criticising the show, rather than actually watching it. Doctor Who has got by several times before without resorting to season arcs and the return of the Daleks or the Cybermen every year, and it managed it again with series 11. Or did it? Because the real arc here was a much more rewarding character arc as this finale shows that each of our protagonists have come a long way since The Woman Who Fell To Earth (which this was essentially a sequel to), the Doctor included. And as for returning villains - the reappearance of 'Tim Shaw', one of the most gruesome and chilling antagonists of recent years, was most welcome.
5. Demons of the Punjab, Episode 6
"Tread softly - you're treading on your own history"
Another emotional gutpuncher of an episode (see Rosa) Demons of the Punjab was a deeply contemplative and dignified drama that explored an all too little known and contentious chapter of history and benefited from a timely piece of scheduling, given that it aired on Remembrance Sunday. Cast-wise, it reminded us that the performers who make up the TARDIS team is possibly one if the strongest, most talented ensembles in the show's history, whilst the fact that the supporting cast was made up of actors of colour shouldn't go unmentioned in this day and age either.
6. Arachnids in the UK, Episode 4
"Are you Ed Sheeran?
Everyone talks about Ed Sheeran round about now, don't they?"
It may have suffered coming a week after Rosa, but this remains one of the series highlights according to my friend Graham, and that's largely because it is so gloriously old-fashioned. Arachnids in the UK (great title, I wonder how many get that?) was very, very scary and very, very funny. OK, Chris Noth's Trump character may be a little bit on the nose but I wonder if he'll reappear in future series as this era's Harriet Jones? Speaking of reappearances, it was nice to be in Sheffield again too.
7. The Witchfinders, Episode 8
"These are hard times for women.
If we're not being drowned, we're being patronised to death!"
This was Doctor Who doing what Doctor Who does best; educating and scaring the living daylights out of kids, all at the same time. Hugely traditional, deliciously dark and undeniably witty.The Witchfinders benefited from two memorable guest stars; Siobhan Finneran and Alan Cumming as a fruity James I. Three if you include the hat Bradley Walsh had to wear. Talk about scene-stealing.
8. The Ghost Monument, Episode 2
"I've never even heard of Moomenbeens"
I feel really bad putting this in eighth place, because it's a cracking adventure. Believe me, it's 'lowly' placing should only really tell you just how strong this series actually was. The second episode was a traditional adventure in the Hartnell mould and allowed our new protagonists the perfect opportunity to bed in whilst working well with a small yet impressive guest cast; Shaun Dooley, the divine Susan Lynch and Art Malik. The Custard Cream moment was inspired I might add.
9. The Tsuranga Conundrum, Episode 5
"A Doctor of medicine?"
"Well, medicine, science, engineering, candyfloss, Lego, philosophy, music, problems,people, hope. Mostly hope"
Perhaps not the most gripping of episodes, but a first-rate base-under-siege story with some very funny character moments (Graham's belief that Call the Midwife will help him with his latest challenge - being a birthing partner to an alien male in labour!) and, in the Pting, the cutest, funniest, tiniest menace since Austin Powers' Mini-Me! The 'fans' continued their scornful pile-on, deriding the 'silly' CGI Pting and longing for the days of Tennant and RTD...seemingly forgetting the Adipose as they did. Something of a reunion for many in the cast too; Jodie starred alongside Brett Goldstein in the excellent Adult Life Skills and Lois Chimimba in Trust Me, whilst Bradley was in Law and Order:UK with Ben Bailey Smith aka Doc Brown
10. Kerblam!, Episode 7
"You've just had a nap of about two hundred thousand years
so your offers are out of date anyway"
Well there has to be a least favourite, and unfortunately it's Kerblam! If The Ghost Monument was Hartnell, Arachnids in the UK Pertwee and The Witchfinders Tom, then Kerblam! was McCoy. Now that ought to have been up my street, given that McCoy was really my Doctor (I refuse to consider Sixey my Doctor, sorry Col!) and this story shared a good deal of DNA with the kind of adventures from the late '80s; a kooky premise, notable guest stars from mainstream drama and light entertainment (in this case former Corrie star Julie Hesmondhalgh and the comedian Lee Mack), and a glittery presentation that belied the storyline's dark tones and its commentary on the modern day world. But it just didn't gel with me. I think the main problem I had with it was it had a terrible flaw at the heart of it and that was in its decision for the Kerblam system to murder the wholly innocent Kira (Claudia Jessie) in its attempt to make Charlie (Leo Flanagan) see the error of his ways. Now, this was bad enough, but to have the Doctor in no way admonish the system, in fact she simply accepts what it was doing, is just plain wrong. Away from this glaring error of judgement, Kerblam is actually quite strong and operates on several levels; you can take it as a political allegory for the mood that inspired Brexit in that a lowly human worker has turned to terrorism at those he believes has 'come over here and taken all our jobs', or you can just enjoy it as a traditional Scooby Doo story - it was the janitor that did it after all!

So that was series eleven. Not the most perfect series I'll be honest, but a bloody strong one nonetheless that rode the changes extremely well. I'm looking forward to Resolution, the New Year's Day special (yup, that's New Year's Day, not Christmas Day...they've changed it up and no, not because as one 'fan' on YouTube put it, because Chibnall hates Christianity) which looks set to be really good. And after that there's series twelve...
Oh for a time machine eh?