Well we've not been able to escape the state visit of Chinese President Xi Jinping to the UK this week.
Regular readers of this blog will probably be able to guess my opinion on the UK getting into bed with a country whose record on human rights is nothing short of disgusting, but I can't resist a bit of fun to mark all the hullabaloo.
Or as Alan Partridge once put it...
"How are we going to eat, and what floor's the restaurant on? The answer is The Chinese Way, and Level 42"