So instead here's Frankie Boyle
For some whingeing do-goodies in the establishment, Boyle could not be considered a 'great' person. How can you call someone who tells jokes about Jordan (conceited) Rebecca Adlington (conceited) and James Arthur (conceited) be a good (Scots)man?
This is a Scotsman who brought The Daily Mirror to court when they libelled him a racist. He won £54,650 in damages and gave it to charity.
This is a Scotsman who ensures we have a dialogue about free speech, the unfairness of censorship, offensive material and what it is to be offended in a society that is becoming too passive aggressive in the way it deals with anyone who doesn't toe the line.
This is a great Scot.